MY FAMILY AND I WERE SITTING DOWN TO A LOVELY MEAL TONIGHT.....CORNED BEEF THAT HAD BEEN COOKING AWAY FOR THE LAST 8 HOURS,WHITE CHEESY SAUCE,CORN CARROTS AND CAULIFLOWER WITH THE CREAMIEST MASHED POTATO I HAVE EVER HAD...100 GRAMS OF BUTTER AND 300ML OF CREAM "OMG" HEAVEN IN A STAINLESS STEEL SAUCEPAN!!!!!!!!!! AS WE ALL SAT DOWN AND ATE OUR DINNER I STARTED VISUALIZING HOW MUCH I WOULD BE EATING IN A MONTH OR SO,WHAT WOULD THE CONSISTENCY BE LIKE,HOW FAST OR HOW LONG SHOULD I BE CHEWING EACH SINGLE BITE,SHOULD I GET A REALLY NICE BREAD AND BUTTER PLATE TO CALL MY VERY OWN AND USE THAT FOR ALL MY MEALS,CONCENTRATE ON NO DRINKING DURING THE MEAL??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????ETCETCETCETC.
NEXT THING...I LOOK DOWN AND I HAVE FINISHED MY WHOLE ENTIRE MEAL, EMBARRASSINGLY EVEN BEFORE MY HUGE 15 YEAR OLD FRONT ROW FORWARD SON........
DINNER WAS SO NICE THAT..OF COURSE I WANTED MORE....BUT I DID HAVE AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE....EVERYTHING I DO HAS A GOOD REASON TO IT !!!!! I THOUGHT WELL I'LL PUT A PORTION ON MY PLATE THAT WILL BE THE CORRECT SIZE FOR A BANDED PERSON....SO ON WENT THE CORNED BEEF,MASHED POTATO...HOLD THE VEGES(ONLY BECAUSE PROTEIN IN SO IMPORTANT)AND TOPPED IT WITH LOADS OF WHITE SAUCE....WELL YOU NEED LOTS OF MOISTURE SO THE FOOD GOES DOWN EASIER AND DOESN'T GET STUCK!!!!!! RIGHT...SO I COME BACK TO THE TABLE WITH MY LITTLE MOUND ON MY PLATE AND I BEGIN TO CHOP AND SHRED INTO LITTLE PIECES...GOING THROUGH MY MIND...WOULD THIS BE THE MUSHY STAGE????TO STINGY FOR THE PUREED STAGE..........NEXT THING I LOOK DOWN AND IT'S GONE....SO MUCH FOR THE SEEING HOW LONG TO CHEW FOR ETC......MY OH MY THIS BANDING THING IS GOING TO BE A REAL EYE OPENER....CAUSE IT CERTAINLY CAN'T BE ANY MORE OF A MOUTH OPENER.........................SEE YA GOTTA GO AND HAVE DESSERT!
LOVE FFBB XX
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Hey how are you? Haven't heard from you for a while, how is it all going?
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